I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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