You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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