haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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