I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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