Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
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I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
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I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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