: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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