Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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