I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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