I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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