I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
worst night to have a conscience
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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