I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Come share oat with me in your robe
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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