I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
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My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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