Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
her vagine was all disorganized.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
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what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.