He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
27 People Confess Their Proudest Fap
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
29 Unspoken Rules Of “Bro Code”
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑