Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
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