just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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