Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
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I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
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I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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