Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
