i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
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Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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