Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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