Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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