OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
It's shark week go big or go home
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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