I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
The power of my boobs compel you
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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