hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
either way he was missing a nipple.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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