Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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