This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I think people are normalizing furries
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Randomize
