Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Be still, my beating vagina.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
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Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
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Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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