just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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