and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
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Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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