"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
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then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
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Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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