i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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