Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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