you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
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Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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