You're so nebulous sometimes
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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