I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
She announced her abortion via fbk
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
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ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
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He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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