so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
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Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
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We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
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