the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
