So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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