It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
