p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
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My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
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It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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