I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?