Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.