4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I could fuck to npr.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.