i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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