why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
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Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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