i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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