I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
