Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
there was a trapeze. enough said
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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