A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
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