At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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