stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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