And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
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my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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