You made me cry and you don't even care
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
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she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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