i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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