She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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