i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
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He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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