real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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