nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
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Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
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I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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